Deers!

"Mahhhhhmeeee! The girls are back the GIRLS are back! DEEEEEERS!! The girl deers are back!"

Perfect! Now that you have announced it to the neighborhood whole house I am sure the deer are scared to death, spooked, and frantically running to get as far away from our house and whatever short little loud creatures they just encountered, as fast as possible.

Alas, the small herd of does continued to venture into our yard.

Our very wiggly and loud children struggle being quite and still at a restaurant surrounded by casual conversations all around us. Being truly silent and still in order not to scare the deer... well this really could only be successful accomplished if they were both sleeping in their beds. Except Mr Blue Eyes snores. So, even then it would be a struggle.

This is how we deer watch at our place.  

We stand in the kitchen sink, in our underwear. 

We watch as the cute little deer explore our back yard and bed down in our trees.

And it's really really cool until mommy notices that one little yearling is eating all of the new baby leafs off of her trees and then she wants to storm outside and say, "Hey you little Missy! Nibble a little grass, catch a little snooze in the protection of our trees, I am happy to leave you a couple little apple treats for tomorrow, BUT GET YOUR GRUBBY LITTLE LIPS OFF THOSE TREES!"

Okay you can't really see her in this picture, but trust me, she was there. Just moving from one tree to the next. Nibble. Nibble. Nibble.