Mega Bucks

This lucky ticket I hold in my hand says that it's worth 640 million. I have been daydreaming all day about how I would spend my millions. Oh the possibilities.

I'd book a private jet for a much needed vacation.

After a couple months I would come back and invest in some real estate. My mom would get one heck of a commission check.

My family would never want for anything.

I might have to take another vacation. Buy some international real estate.

Get that dream barn and indoor arena I always wanted.

Buy some ridiculous little foreign car - pay someone to teach me to drive a stick. I know, I know...

Get a fancy new truck and trailer.

I'm sure Handy Man will want to take his buds on some ridiculous, red neck, hunting excursion - as long as he has enough vacation time left, he can go.

Snicker Snicker.

I might even let him trade in the Kia on a new truck.

I'd buy a couple new horses and show them year round.

Take the kids to meet Mickey.

I could go on and on and on!

Come on Mega Millions!!!